There are two kinds of old people. The first is bitter and distrustful, their soul has been pickled by life; the other is gentle and hopeful, they’ve seen the worst of it but choose to remember the best of it instead. Today, both of them…
Dear Lauren, You are sleeping. You keep making noises in your sleep. Loud noises. Noises that annoy me a little bit. You do all the normal things that bad stand-up comedians talk about. You take the blankets and hog the bed. But mostly you make…